sailorswayze:

CHANDUDE

thelesbianguide:

Well done Casey’s…well done indeed

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

You scared me.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Aww monkey :3

sphillip:

I just wanna point out that Danny Phantom grew up to be Chip Skylark. And was stoned 24/7

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

pizza:

moral of the story: do not express your religious opinions on the internet to lots of people or shit will hit the fan

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people